By Flash Gorski
I was NOT out at work. People only knew I’d been married to a man.
One day, three female colleagues were leafing through a Vogue magazine. They stopped at a picture of a drop-dead gorgeous woman in a ball gown.
“Wow,” they said. “Look! So incredibly beautiful!”
“Yes,” I sighed, looking over their shoulders. “She’s amazing.”
They turned and stared at me. One said, “We were talking about the dress, Maryann.”
Forgetting where I was, I blurted out, “Oh, come on, tell me you wouldn’t hit that if you had a chance!”
Turns out they wouldn’t.
Flash lives and works in Wisconsin.